(Scarlett's) Golden Globes
Apropos of my previous post, here are some of my favorite moments from the 2006 Golden Globes:
- Isaac Mizrahi's overly-familiar pinscers have been well documented already, but I just could not believe it when he felt Scarlett's boob (with little to no backlash.)
- It was the Battle of the Precious Speeches, with Geena Davis, Hugh Laurie, and Steve Carrell all trying to out-wit one another at the podium. I appreciated the TV stars' levity, especially with too-earnest Reese and surprisingly awkward Philip (but he's my boy) taking the stage.
- Viggo and David Cronenberg shared a congratulatory, discreet man-kiss when Histo
ry of Violence is announced as a Best Picture nominee. - Drew Barrymore's unbridled bosom was stealing all the attention away from her face, so they did a not-so-subtle on-camera zoom, redirecting viewers' attention to above her nipple line.
- Could Melanie Griffith's spawn be any more sulky and pubescent? Her parents looked so proud, as if it's an achievement for a 16-year-old to apply whore makeup and glower into a camera.
posted by Sandy @ 8:31 AM
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If you believe reports that Melanie had moved in with Don Johnson when she was just 13, I think she can be a little proud. :)
What's sad is that there is no way the Oscars will be as much fun. First of all: too many boring awards. Best sound and best sound editing - To the Technical Awards with thee! Anyway, I loved Carrell, and Geena, and the Cloones, and everyone really, except all of the Desperate Housewives and Dennis Quaid with his weird dick flick "joke." If only I was watching with you guys instead of alone with my stuffed lamb...
Oh, stuffed lamb! Yeah the party atmosphere was missing from our viewing, too. No taco dip, first of all. I plan to rectify that on Oscar night. The Oscars will be stuffier than your lamb!
Hey, I decided this year I am going to have an Oscar party for real. It's going to be a small one though, and only people who are genuinely interested in watching the Oscars are invited. That means no talking, except of course during the 1,000 commercial breaks, musical numbers, and tech awards bullshit. Too bad you guys can't come.
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