The fruits of my (lack of) labors

Inspired by my own previous post and Cary Tennis's advice, I wrote this diamante, which I will call "BFF":

Lindsay
Freckled, Damaged
Eating, puking, snorting
Teenager, Child Star, Waif, Cokehead
Eating, puking, snorting
Emaciated, Dumped
Nicole

And this haiku:

Brad’s GQ no more
All black adorns his chiseled bod--
Now Angie’s minion.

And this limerick:

Tom’s given the press so much fodder
Since hypnotizing Miss Joey Potter.
Proposing on the Eiffel Tower,
Patronizing Matt Lauer,
And getting sprayed in the face with water!

All poems ©2006 by Sandy Lucas