My kitties are perverts

Apparently, instead of Goober and Nite-nite, we should've named the kitties Greg and Marsha. They are incestuous, yo! Nite-nite is one of those orally-fixated, too-soon-removed-from-mother's-teet wool-suckers, and she quickly discovered that her favorite pastime is (loudly) munching on Goober's belly fur. Note that his belly fur is, geographically speaking, near to his, uh, wee willie winky. So that looks and sounds pretty off, but Goober had been barely tolerating her advances. Now I've just received a disturbing email from Marc saying that Goober was humping Nite-nite on the dining table. FUBAR. First of all, Goober is a eunuch and therefore should have been deprived of his primal urges. Secondly, they are babies! Only 4 months old... even cats who are in tact don't boink each other at this age. I have to assume that Marc was hyperbolizing because the alternative is too horrific. Perveted puddy-tats!