When I Grow Up, I Wanna Be a Tabloid Expert!

Dudes, I was watching the Comedy Central Power Line-up last night (Spade, Stewart, and my new fave Colbert) and one of them had this guest on named Jessi Cohen (or something equally Judaic) who was a Tabloid News Expert! Professor Tabloid did this little Talk Soup recap of the weekly tabs, including that Star story about celebrities aging. (BTW she totally manipulated the story by showing a recent pic of Jessica Lange that was NOT the one in the mag and was significantly less haggard.) I could totally get into that job...

In case your inquiring minds missed this one, Kimberly Stewart is following in her BFF's stiletto footprints!She's prematurely engaged to a post-adolescent!! According to a friend of the bridegroom-to-be (Talan of Laguna Beach "fame"), "he really likes her." Great. Kimberly Stewart to Wed Laguna Beach Hunk

Meanwhile, it looks as if Paris and Nachos have called it quits. Apparently, Stav "needs time to reflect." On which knock-kneed starlet to shtoop next? Paris and Stavros Split-- For Now