Office-Eaters Anonymous

Whomever's job it is to empty the trash can by my desk must think I am HUGE. Today alone I have managed to fill it with a granola bar wrapper (have you tried those Quaker fruity ones? Delish! Ew, I just sounded like Rachel Ray), paper coffee cup, tangerine peel, apple core, and rice krispie treat wrapper. Yeah, and that's not counting the actual LUNCH I ate on my break. The beauty part is that I am sitting here right now hungry. Something about being planted in front of a computer screen all day just makes me want to nosh constantly. Maybe I should take a tip from svelte (tsss) Mariah Carey and snack on ice.

Uhhh, someone down the hall just said to someone else 'Have a dandy weekend.' And they weren't even being cheeky. See what I'm dealing with? I have no choice but to consume mass quantities.