If You Were a Sushi Roll, What Would You Be?
According to America's #1 News Source (Us Weekly, duh!), the menu at Christina Aguilera's wedding
featured a ''Christina Aguilera Roll'' - a cut roll wrapped in soy paper with spicy tuna, rice, avocado and topped with sweet eel sauce.
Which got me thinking... what would be inside a Sandy hand roll? If Christina's spicy tuna, then I'm probably something more pedestrian like crab. With mayo.
Britney maki = natto. Doesn't she look like her feet stink?

1 Comments:
I'm a spicy veggie roll! And there's probably some crunch in there too.
I can think of at least a couple people in my life who deserve to be branded the dreaded natto roll... the delight of eating room-temperature, gummy, rotten snot.
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